100 Women VS 1 Man!

Welcome, ladies, gentlemen, and whatever pronouns the libs want to use these days! Please take your seats! Bring out the popcorn! We have an amazing cage match for you to witness here today! This is the only place where we read about one of the greatest historical cage matches of the century! 100 Women of various ages against 1 Man! Unarmed combat to the death! Who do you have your money on?!

If there is anything that middle school biology has taught us, it is that there is a biological difference between people who are born female and those who are born male. Without getting too deep into a Christian’s most hated word… science… Typical males have more testosterone than typical females, while typical females have more estrogen. This makes men usually stronger, more muscular, faster, and physically more capable than most women. So in a one-on-one fight, men will usually dominate. If it were more even, fair, or even the other way around, we’d probably see more men complain about domestic violence situations.

So now that you know men are stronger, do you think one man can beat a hundred women? Well, if the man were a giant and the women all had dwarfism, then you’d probably say yes. But in most cases, you’d expect 100 women to beat 1 man. I want you to take a second to think about how many average women it would actually take to beat one, maybe a little above average, man. The average bench press of a woman is about 64 lbs, while the average bench press of a man is 135. What if I also said the average 5k runtime for a woman is 34-36 min compared to a man’s 29-32 min?

This takes us back to 100 men vs 1 gorilla. A lot of people were eager to mention how physically powerful a gorilla was compared to a man. A lot of people made great arguments for how even 100 men would struggle to stop a gorilla, let alone kill it, at least without it tiring itself out first. Now, there were some people on the internet who did the math, and yes, it would probably realistically take less than 10 men to stop a gorilla if they were coordinated enough. 5 of them could do it if they were really coordinated, but they risk a lot of injury. And we’re talking about average men, not athletic people. By the way, what was your answer on how many women it’d take to beat one man? It was pretty close to 5 if they put up a fight and risk some initial injuries? Somewhere between 5 and 10 if they wanted nearly a guaranteed good chance, right?

Want to know something else? Gorillas are usually very peaceful animals. Most of the time, you can go up to a gorilla and be totally cool with them. It’s the fact that human beings have a unique ability to somehow piss off the ocean, let alone anything that has emotions and could get stressed out. This led to gorillas being caged. Same thing with sharks and bees, and any animal that hasn’t been domesticated. Think about it this way: you can walk right next to alligators in the Everglades, I’ve done it, and they might not even look at you. But they’re considered one of the scariest animals, not because they’re aggressive creatures, but because they have to defend their home from the infamous Florida Man!

Wait. Gorillas are mostly peaceful, but we’re still afraid of them because of what they can do. It’d take about 5-10 of us to beat a single gorilla. And we still don’t get it? It was never about whether a hundred men could beat one gorilla or not; it’s about how scary it is for women to be in a world full of men. We’re their gorilla. “But it’s not all men!” I just said it’s not all gorillas. You have no idea what’s going to set a gorilla off, and that’s why you think that gorilla is scary. Otrisches and zebras are more known for killing zookeepers than gorillas, but you still wouldn’t want to be in a cage with one because it’s almost impossible for one man to kill a gorilla without any tools or weapons. I’m sure there are certain above-average men who might be able to pull it off, but you’re asking for the exception at that point. That’s not a silver lining, that’s a skyscraper between a man and an absolute unit of a beast. And if a man is muscular, they’re basically a gorilla. Especially if a woman doesn’t know what could set them off.

And that’s still only round 1! That’s right! That was the physical contest! The next contest is about public opinion! Who would you rather believe? 100 women or 1 man? A lot of people have already made their choice without even thinking about it much. Don’t believe me? If 100 women claimed a similar experience happened to them by the same man, would you at least do a really good and honest investigation about it? Okay, you probably see exactly where this is going, don’t you? This next part might be a little cheesy.

At least 36 victims spoke up, with the potential for there being over 100 victims, most of them underage. And while there are people who claim that the victims are at least 14, as if that makes it okay, we’ve seen that victims are noted to be at least as young as 11, boys and girls, and a very strong possibility that the ages go all the way down to… newborns.

I know, it’s not a funny joke. At least I hope it isn’t. There is a chance that these sickos are eating children and comparing them to cheese. But it gets you thinking, doesn’t it? Are you pro-life? How many abortions do you think they forced? How many children do you think they forced to carry just so they can kill the baby? It’s not really that funny anymore. If only there were women who were telling you what happened to them. If someone had told you beforehand that evil stuff was going on, would you have believed them? Or did you honestly need one man’s emails to consider their stories might actually have some truth to them? Even if these files are fake, there are dozens of women who described in vivid detail what happened to them. And it’s not like they were blaming some innocent people. They blamed felons, one of whom was already known for “procuring a child for prostitution.” Some of the people in the files have sexual assault convictions, felonies, and some really messy stories. And throughout thousands of emails with hundreds of men mentioned, a woman is the only one in prison.

Here’s my take on the politics of it all, and we can call it the “Life of the Body” bill. Firstly, anyone convicted of any sexual assault charge should face at least 7 years, which is the rumored time where all cells in the body replace themselves. Yes, there are a bunch of different lifecycles, but it was a large rumor, and I think 7 years without any bail or parole in a prison cell, while their victim becomes a new person, should be the absolute minimum. Epstein only did 13 months for “procuring a child for prostitution” and “soliciting a prostitute,” and it wasn’t even a federal felony, only a state one. I want you to think about what would have happened if he decided to go to your home state, because unless you live in Florida or New York, he wouldn’t even show up as a registered sex offender.

If you are a registered sex offender, it should be on your state’s ID, and the sex offender registry should be at the federal level. Epstein shouldn’t be able to visit California, Texas, and Pennsylvania without showing up on a sex offender registry. Not every state requires a temporary registry for certain periods of time. Also, he should be required to only be able to fly by commercial transportation, and he can’t be seated near a child, and everyone sitting next to him should be made aware that he is a sex offender. Same thing with any large-capacity passenger vehicle. Because how do you explain the fact that a child sex trafficker had an infamous plane called “Lolita Express” without sounding like a third-world country?

Anyway, things got a little serious because I am really passionate about not only women’s rights but also children’s safety. I hope that it’s established well. There are a lot more ideas that could come from this conversation, but I think we'll let this one sit for a minute. Just think about how a known child sex offender was released in only 13 months just to do more of the same thing. How many other ways could we have prevented this? I feel like there’s 1001. Let’s have the DOJ release all the emails upfront next time. Let’s believe in women better. Let’s say, when there are more than a dozen people claiming something, we instantly get agencies involved instead of dismissing it person by person. Because as a nation, we decided one man’s files are more believable than 100 women.

Thank you so much for reading! Have a beautiful day! - PLROD!